FROM THE WSJ: Could It Be … Satan? About 150 animals died in a fire that consumed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in Frankfort, Indiana, last October, but one survived. The red-ear slider turtle might simply have been lucky; that’s his name, after all, Lucky. But shop owner Bryan Dora has a different theory, pointing out that, since the fire — the causes of which still haven’t been determined — Lucky’s dark shell has developed what appears to be an image of Satan, replete with pointy horns and a goatee. Though Lucky seems to be doing fine, health-wise, since the fire, he also may be a crawling advertisement for the Prince of Darkness. “[Lucky] was saved for a reason,” Mr. Dora told the Associated Press. “Everything else had perished, even the other turtles; and I think that reason is basically to let people know that he [Satan] was down there.” Mr. Dora has produced a DVD telling Lucky’s story, which he plans to sell on the Internet. He also plans to auction off Lucky.

picture of lucky:

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/world/11172215.htm

Could this be a battle between a cheese sandwhich and a turtle to determine the fate of humanity?